- Stop honking at fellow motorists and giving them the finger.
- Stop ogling diamond rings on Pricescope.
- Stop ogling shoes on endless.com.
- Join the gym at work and get back on the treadmill (ahahahahaha!)
- Stop hating on David Gibbins. I'm sure he didn't set out to be such a crappy author.
- Be nicer to my fellow train passengers.
- Stop driving Mr Hazel batty with discussions of Twilight (keep dreaming, Mr Hazel!)
- Decrease the amount of poop jokes I tell to people.
- Stop obsessing over the cupcakes at Red Velvet Cupcakery.
- Eat real salad with actual vegetables instead of bacon in the ingredients.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Fake resolutions
I have never in all my life made New Year's resolutions, but I thought it would be fun to make some up if I were the kind of person to make such resolutions. So, with the understanding that I have absolutely no intentions of following through, here are my fake resolutions for 2009:
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4 comments:
I so agree with nr. 1; I honk too!;))) I can not help it; but I usually smile at the same time.;))
My fake resolutions:
1. I will not win the lottery.
2. I will not become a rock star or tabloid celebrity.
3. I will not have an affair with Michael Vartan or Jensen Ackles.
4. I will try not to become a bestselling author.
5. I will try not to always be the most dazzling/most beautiful person every time I walk into a room.
Protege, you're a lot nicer at honking than I am :)
K, great fake resolutions! Good luck on not following through!
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