Oh, Bissell 37604 Lift-Off Revolution Pet Upright Vacuum Cleaner, you are truly a wondrous creation. Not only do you pick up cat hair like nobody's business, but you also light up and make nifty vacuum sounds. Added to your appeal is your high-tech look, much like a droid from Star Wars. Or Wall-E's cousin. And all your various brushes and gadgets and knobs and other accoutrement, magical things to my wondering eyes. Lucky was the day we saw you, waiting for us at the Target shelf, as if we've known you all our lives. It was truly meant to be. Now, more than jewelry, shoes, or cupcakes, you have easily catapulted yourself into my #1 favorite thing in the world.
I love you, new vacuum cleaner.