Monday, January 12, 2009

A vacuum cleaner rhapsody

Oh, Bissell 37604 Lift-Off Revolution Pet Upright Vacuum Cleaner, you are truly a wondrous creation. Not only do you pick up cat hair like nobody's business, but you also light up and make nifty vacuum sounds. Added to your appeal is your high-tech look, much like a droid from Star Wars. Or Wall-E's cousin. And all your various brushes and gadgets and knobs and other accoutrement, magical things to my wondering eyes. Lucky was the day we saw you, waiting for us at the Target shelf, as if we've known you all our lives. It was truly meant to be. Now, more than jewelry, shoes, or cupcakes, you have easily catapulted yourself into my #1 favorite thing in the world.

I love you, new vacuum cleaner.

9 comments:

Protege said...

LOL Hazel!
But I get this completely, this one looks like a science-fiction item!
Hmm, now I know what I want for my birthday!

Tracy said...

Just so beautiful...*SNIFF, SNIFF*... ;o) ((HUGS)) Happy vacuuming...

Alissa said...

Unrelated to your post, I just noticed the DVD release countdown. Niiice.

Anonymous said...

Haze, really? #1 thing in the world? Has it replaced Twiligt???!!!

Hazel Designs said...

Protege, will the Irishman get you this??

Hazel Designs said...

Tracy, thank you for your kind words about my rhapsody :)

Hazel Designs said...

Alissa, I KNOW!!! EXCITING!!! It took me forever to find just the right countdown clock!

Hazel Designs said...

Anon, OK, maybe I spoke too fast. It goes more like:

1. Twilight
2. vacuum cleaner
3. jewerly
4. shoes
5. cupcakes

Hazel Designs said...

oh, and #5 Nomad and Moxie and #6 Mr Hazel